What's your Throwaway Dad Index?

Trading divorce war stories gets old. Now you can cut short those interminable whining and rage sessions by simply comparing your Throwaway Dad Indexes.

Think you've got it bad because you've got a permanent restraining order, or you didn't get to see your kids on Fathers Day? Compute your own TDI by answering the questions below and add up the points for each question. To see how you fare compared with your comrades, your level of disposability is explained at on page 14. No cheating!

 

Question

Points

1.

Custody status

 

 

Physical custody

Shared physical custody

Shared legal

No physical custody

No legal custody

-20

-10

-5

10

15

2.

Supervised visitation

 

 

No

At supervised visitation center

By friend or family member

By someone else

-10

20

5

10

3.

Last time saw child[ren]

 

 

Within two weeks

One month ago

Six months ago

One year ago

Two years or more

0

10

25

30

30 x number of years

4.

How many days each week you wear underwear with holes

 

 

0

1

2

3 - 6

7

What underwear?

-10

5

7

8

10

20

5.

Restraining orders

 

 

Never

Under one year

More than one year

Permanent restraining order

-20

20

20 x number of years

50

 

Charged for a violation

20 for each violation

 

Found guilty

50 if jailed

6.

Child support

 

 

Don't pay

Less than guidelines

Within 2% of guidelines

Above (+-2%) guidelines

-20

-10

20

40

 

Alimony

20 if paying alimony on top of child support

7.

Home

 

 

Own

Rent

Share rental

Room only

No permanent

Car

Institution

Jail

-50

0

10

20

30

40

50

100

8.

Batterers treatment program

 

 

No

Yes, graduated successfully

Yes, failed

Yes, refused to go

-10

15

20

20

9.

Marital rape

 

 

Alleged during divorce/custody proceedings

10 for each alleged rape

10.

Sexual abuse of your children

 

 

Alleged, no prosecution

Prosecuted

Found guilty

50

75

50

Bonus points

11.

Heterophobia

 

 

Wife/girlfriend "discovered" she's a lesbian

20

Add up your points and click here to determine your TDI.

 

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